Annoying chick:
When she unfriended me on Facebook, that meant war. So, we ALL have to unfriend her on Facebook, right guys?
Small girl on Macbook (checking her Facebook):
I’m not friends with her on Facebook anymore, I guess. But you did call her a “sinning slut” when she was smoking weed.
Annoying chick:
She must have unfriended you, too! What a bitch!!
Tall guy:
Hey you guys, she can hear us, she’s right over there.